a modest proposal

for unwanted impotencies

Here is a modest proposal for unwanted impotencies:

DON’T HAVE A DICK IN THE FIRST PLACE

Hear me out.

If you never wanted to have an unplanned impotency, then maybe you should have thought about that when you chose to have a dick in the first place. Dicks are meant to create erections and if you are incapable of doing that, then you need to live with the c…