Here, the most common question American bros ask me is, “You don’t like me very much, do you?”
I’ve never had a very good poker face.
And by common, I mean twice, because usually I pretend like I don’t speak English when they lumber up to me and my girlfriends and ask, with a hard h, “Hablan Inglés?”
At first, my girlfriends, most of whom are Argentine, w…