we will not let them build their oligarchy on our backs

on janky jeff's electoral beatdown & taking up space

I grew taller yesterday. Got physically bigger. My legs got longer, my hips got wider. My shoulders got so broad I could probably beat Michael Phelps in a 100-meter butterfly race right now. My hands could probably palm a basketball if I tried. Or Elon Musk’s head. In fact, I’m going to need bigger pants.

This is me basking in the glow of all the wins t…